Funny Questions: Part 2

Sooooo...after reading the funny answers to the questions...... Jay became curious about what the kids would say if they were talking about "DAD" instead of "MOM".   Of course, I then decided it would be fun to see the differences.  So here we go:
Somebody on Facebook recently posted 23 questions to ask your kids and write down their answers. I thought it would be fun. So here are the questions and the answers. I asked them the questions when none of their siblings were with them so that the answers I would get would be their own, and I did it over a period of several days. (For those of you that need a reminder:Tanner is 11 1/2; Hunter is 10 1/2; Cassie is 8 1/2; Nathan is 8 1/2; Jayson is 8 1/2 ; and Bryan is 8 1/2)


1- What is something Dad always says to you?
T-You're a fart smeller
H-say yes sir
C-Hi little munchkins
N-Don't touch my car
J-Go to bed
B-I love you

2- What makes Dad happy?
T- when I help out
H- saying yes sir
C- when we follow directions
N- his car
J- when I tickle him
B- all the kids

3. What makes dad sad?
T-When I am rude to him
H- me being bad
C- when we don't listen
N-I don't know
J- not following his directions
B-us being mean

4. How does your dad make you laugh?
T- when we play games because he tells funny jokes
H- tickles me
C-he tickles me
N-when he tries giving me kisses in bed
J-tickling me
B-says funny stuff

5. What was your dad like as a child?
T-mean to his sisters
H- he didn't talk much
C- smart,nice and good
N-he never told me
J-I don't know
B-funny

6. How old is your dad?
T-40
H- 40
C- 40
N- 40
J- 40
B-40

7. How tall is your Dad?
T- 5 ft 6 inches
H- 8 ft
C- 45 ft
N-10 ft
J- 20 ft
B-6 ft

8. What is his favorite thing to do?
T- play with his kids
H- playing video games
C-play games on his computer
N-drive in his car
J- go to bed
B-play on his computer and drive his mustang

9. What does your dad do when you are not around?
T- works
H- play video games
C-play video games or take a nap
N-go to work
J- play games
B- call us and work

10. If your dad becomes famous what will it be for?
T- Best Test Pilot Ever
H-flying planes
C- dancing
N- having quads
J- Best player gamer ever
B- working

11. What is your dad really good at?
T- his job
H- working
C- singing
N-getting his work done
J-playing games
B-flying a jet plane

12. What is your dad not really good at?
T- nothing
H- beating me at video games
C- putting us to bed
N-he's not a good cooker
J- sleeping
B-cooking

13. What does your dad do for a job?
T- Test Pilot
H- fly planes
C- works in the air forces flying planes
N-pilot- i guess
J- fly airplanes
B- works at Edward's Air Force Bast

14. What is your dad's favorite food?
T- Everything
H-enchiladas
C- candy
N-candy
J-brownies
B- cheese enchiladas with jalapenos

15. What makes you proud of your dad?
T-That he spends time with us.
H- When he works hard
C- that he's my father
N- he's a good pilot and never dies in the war
J-his flying airplanes
B- him being nice to us A LOT

16. If your dad was a character what would he be?
T- A dragon rider
H- Mickey Mouse
C- a bunny
N- He-man
J-Pluto
B- a spy

17. What do you and your dad do together?
T- we fight (fight play)
H- run errands
C- cuddle
N- jump on the trampoline but not often though
J- snuggle
B- play games on the trampoline

18. How are you and your dad the same?
T- We like playing games
H-I have his eyes
C- smile
N-we have the same color skin
J- we do the same things
B- because he says it a lot

19. How are you and your dad different?
T- He has a job and I don't
H-his nose is sharp
C- he's a boy- I'm a girl
N-he's big, I'm small
J- different noses
B- hair

20. How do you know that your dad loves you?
T- He says it ALOT
H-He shows by hugging me and playing video games
C- he always says it
N-he comes in at night and give me kisses
J- he told me
B- because he says it a lot

21. What does your dad like most about your mom?
T-she buys him new wedding rings when he loses them.
H-That's a hard one....her cooking
C- that she cooks dinner for him
N-He gave us a home and family
J- I don't know
N- She's pretty
B- she's pretty

22. Where is your dad's favorite place to go?
T- Chili's
H-place to buy Mustang's
C- vacation
N- work
J- work
B- Disneyland

23. How old was your dad when you were born?
T- 29
H- 30
C-25
N-in the teens
J- 24
B- 15

Once again.......I will say I  got a good chuckle out of this and I still say...... "kids say the darnest things." ENJOY!